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I knew PETA people were crazy, but

this takes the vegan fruit cake. This video at PETA's Animal Liberation Project site attmpts to make the point that "We Are All Animals," and in doing so compares American slavery, forced child labor, Nazi concentration camp, and Native American obliteration with the plight of farm-ranged cattle and circus bears. I'm against animal cruelty, but…

Now this is getting crazy

Aries: (March 21?April 19) You always say The Man is holding you down, but you never mention the intense sexual rush it gives you. SOMEBODY HAS GOTTA GET OUTTA MY HEAD! I officially have confirmation that i.am.the.shit. Backstory: around early 2003 I fuund out that my AIM profile and away messages are like, syndicated or…

Oh, oh, oh, oh well

I was saving up all my postey goodness until after my Big Fat Tennesee Weekend, but since that's not going to happen as planned, here I am still trying to polish my CSS skills to a brilliant shine and downloading new music. (Can I say again how much I LOVE my neighbors in G-towne?) So…

Fabulous and Thick!

So did everyone watch Mo'Nique's FAT Chance Saturday? I really hope so, because it was hands down the best beauty pageant I've ever seen next to Little Miss AKA 1988, but I'm partial. I was loving it! Mo'Nique is gorgeous, and I'm still wondering why in the world she doesn't have her own clothing line…

Where are the white bootleggers?

This is a serious question. Don't white people need bootlegs, too? I don't dig R. Kelly and I'm not too big on Tearria Marie. I really want The Killers' album but I'm tired of dodging the RIAA with this illegal downloading. This isn't a game?I asked a black bootleg man if he had Maroon 5…

We put the AHHHH! in assault

"When the picture came up, a pain shot through my groin. And I don't even have a penis." ~ Mama This may be the most painful device I've ever seen in my life. Yet it looks oddly like a Mac peripheral. Now, I know I read a few weeks ago that a South African inventress…

It’s the end of an era…

Charlie Murphy says that Chapelle's Show is no more. First Rick James dies, now this? WTH is going on here? I call shenanigans. Charlie Murphy ain't nobody. I think I'd trust an announcement from Comedy Central or maybe Dave himself, but when did Charlie become an official spokesman for the show? Maybe this is all…

A white man is missing…

...and so begins the media blitz. First of all, its hilarious to me that this nation can even get into these frenzies as they do over missing people. People go missing every single day, there are starving and homeless children in the streets. Women get beat up and raped every couple of minutes... but the…

OMG! This person is JUST LIKE ME!

So I like clicking the "next blog" button at the top of the page to see where it takes me. I once ended up at the blog of the guy who would be my soul mate if we actually knew each other and he didn't already have a gilfriend he was trying to marry. Anyway,…

Clearly, y’all have been sleepin on Popeye

These funky children are leaving my home today (spectacular yessss!) and I'm foregoing my morning jog since I'm getting my excercise bike later today. To all who ever slept on The Great Effort, today I sneer. Later, when I am svelte once again, I will laugh in your general direction. I've been thinking a lot…

It was more than just a one-night stand

The only thing better than high speed internet is FREE WIRELESS HIGH SPEED INTERNET. Olde Georgetowne is that jumpoff for real. Thanks to the unintentional generosity of one of my neighbors, I now have high-speed wireless internet in my mom's bedroom. I thought I wouldn't be able to jump this off until August, but the…

A house full of funky children

And I don't mean cool-funky. I mean stank-funky. Like, don't warsh yo' ass funky. WTH is the issue with children that they can't stand to bathe? I remember being that age and being so worried that I might smell. I carried deoderant in my bookbag and gave myself a little wipedown after outdoor lunch. My…