Author Archives: Dani

Tic-Tac-Toe Chicken Game © 2012 Dani. All rights reserved.

A Chicken Lickin’

Back in the mid-nineties, when the Kardashian girls were only struggling to be relevant to their father, the E! network used to basically only play entertainment trials, Talk Soup and reruns of old TV shows. My favorite of the bunch …

Blackout

In solidarity with Internet Blackout Day, I’m not posting anything tomorrow. There’s no reason to bring up the fact that I haven’t posted anything yet this year, anyway. Work has been a bear. Design/repurposing hiatus until Feb. 1. I’ve got …

roastbeasted © 2011 Dani. All rights reserved.

Roast. Beasted.

My Gramma and I bond through cooking. When I travel I bring her crazy spices, which she never uses, but I impress her by making stuff with of them when I come home to visit. Since I ditched her for Nassau last Christmas, I treated her (and the family) to a Bahamian spiced roast and an islandy mango-peach-apricot-orange ham this year. Continue reading

queenheart © 2011 Dani. All rights reserved.

I hope I’ve made it easy for the cleanup woman.

I haven’t talked to my father in about 8 years. There’s a story, but no major life-crushing reason. Our relationship was always (and I mean this in a COMPLETELY non-creepy way) more similar to what you’d have with a charming yet narcissistic boyfriend than your standard father-daughter one, so I feel comfortable saying I dumped him. That’s pretty much how I roll. Continue reading